You got to Twerk It, Twerk It
So I get this email, sent to me and someone called EARLY BIRD, and all that’s attached is an MP3. It’s great, and it’s probably hot new music… or something.
The doll is watching you!
So, I get this email from someone I don’t know at all. All that is attached are a few pictures. There really isn’t anything wrong with the pictures, except for the fact that the doll scared the living shit out of me. I felt compelled to offer some advice.
It’s all in the plans
So I get this email, Cc’ing me a reminder that I look at these ‘drawings’, the architectural plans, in fact, for this old doctors residence. They need a quote. I can help, for sure. Irish builders, what can you do.
Anyone for bowls?
So I get this email, talking about a bowling green, somewhere in the world. They’re discussing how to use the greens, the departure of the maintenance guy, Peter, and how to increase usage. No, I’ve never been on a bowling committee in my life…