You got to Twerk It, Twerk It
So I get this email, sent to me and someone called EARLY BIRD, and all that’s attached is an MP3. It’s great, and it’s probably hot new music… or something.
Author: John Silver
The doll is watching you!
So, I get this email from someone I don’t know at all. All that is attached are a few pictures. There really isn’t anything wrong with the pictures, except for the fact that the doll scared the living shit out of me. I felt compelled to offer some advice.
It’s all in the plans
So I get this email, Cc’ing me a reminder that I look at these ‘drawings’, the architectural plans, in fact, for this old doctors residence. They need a quote. I can help, for sure. Irish builders, what can you do.
Anyone for bowls?
So I get this email, talking about a bowling green, somewhere in the world. They’re discussing how to use the greens, the departure of the maintenance guy, Peter, and how to increase usage. No, I’ve never been on a bowling committee in my life…